I’m in the mood to shrink wrap this morning. Anything. Everything. Place an object in a plastic pouch. Burn each end down to the edge. Use a blow drier to shrink the plastic down… until the object is preserved within the bounds of a tight, clear heaven. Sounds so peaceful. Maybe a piece of chicken or a water soaked skull. Or The Koran or coffee grounds or the blue prints of an Egyptian pyramid. Whatever. Make enough of these displays and hold your own gallery showing against a chain link fence near the down town of the city you live in/nearby. Shrink wrap fliers and post them over lost dog signs. Type out an e-vite and print it out. Shrink wrap the page and and put it in an envelope. Wrap that up and mail it to friends. Details of the event…. WHO: your friend who is striving to do something “real” but failing. WHAT: shrink wrapped shit. WHEN: now until I give up on this thing. Could be any second. WHERE: side of the road somewhere. WHY: Don’t be an asshole.
